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detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

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YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

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Anonymous said: What's so bad about periods

darkestnation:

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

- You’ll be so nauseated you can’t eat or drink
- Or even sit upright
- You’ll feel like your spine is splitting in half
- Emphasis on the “you’ll cry a lot”

5 hours ago
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daddys-fucktoys:

theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

While this is an absolutely brilliant idea that I support 100000000% I also recommend that before you damn near rip his finger off; make sure you clearly state that if he doesn’t remove his hand from your lap that you will rip his finger off.

That way when it does go to court you can notify the judge that you politely requested he removed his hand and since he didn’t abide by your request; you believed he was a potential rapist and defended yourself accordingly.

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5 hours ago
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Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.

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5 hours ago
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whatwouldfezwear:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

Want to see more?

Cat Tumblr Posts

youre going to fucking jail greg

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5 hours ago
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calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

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5 hours ago
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spin-dance-wg you better work me out bitch ;)

spin-dance-wg you better work me out bitch ;)

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5 hours ago
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consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

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5 hours ago
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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

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5 hours ago
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deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

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